Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Official (and not so official) Renegdes award nominations
Despite how this season has gone, "happy Renegades news" is not always an oxymoron.
The Renegades recognized the bright spots in a disappointing season yesterday in choosing their nominees for the CFL's annual awards. And the nominees are...
Outstanding player: Josh Ranek (although still criminally underused at times, Ranek is leads the team in TDs with 10 and is only 29 yards from another 1,000 yard rushing season)
Outstanding Defensive player and Outstanding Canadian: Kelly Wiltshire
Oustanding Rookie and Outstanding Special Teams Player: Jason "Speed Kills" Armstead
Outstanding Lineman: George Hudson
There were also some less publicized nominations...
And...he...could...go...all...the...way award: Jason Armstead
There's a Flag Down and it May Be Coming Back award: the offensive line
Where's Waldo/Who's Pat award: Pat Woodcock (who went woefully undiscovered by the QBs until late in the season when he promptly injured himself again)
McDonald's Drive-thru award: the sound system at Frank Clair Stadium
Steinbrenner Where's My Calzone and You're Fired Martin award: Brad Watters (in honor of his post-loss outbursts to the media
Ebenezer award: CEO John Lisowski
Super Dave Osborne award: entire team
Red Sea meets Moses award: offensive line
Charlie Brown award: every Renegades kicker in history not named Lawrence Tynes
The Adam Viniteri icewater in the veins award: Sandro Sciortino and his 2 for 2 on game winners
Look Both Ways Before award: Mike Maurer
Monty Python Always Look on the Bright Side award: Joe Paopao
Jack Kerouac award: Eric Tillman
Stop Right there! Where the Hell Do You Think You're Going award: Jerome Heywood
It's Just a Flesh Wound award: Kelly Wiltshire
E.R. award: Renegades' medical staff
I'm Taking My Toys and Going Home award: fickle fans who are jumping ship at the first sign of trouble
The Renegades recognized the bright spots in a disappointing season yesterday in choosing their nominees for the CFL's annual awards. And the nominees are...
Outstanding player: Josh Ranek (although still criminally underused at times, Ranek is leads the team in TDs with 10 and is only 29 yards from another 1,000 yard rushing season)
Outstanding Defensive player and Outstanding Canadian: Kelly Wiltshire
Oustanding Rookie and Outstanding Special Teams Player: Jason "Speed Kills" Armstead
Outstanding Lineman: George Hudson
There were also some less publicized nominations...
And...he...could...go...all...the...way award: Jason Armstead
There's a Flag Down and it May Be Coming Back award: the offensive line
Where's Waldo/Who's Pat award: Pat Woodcock (who went woefully undiscovered by the QBs until late in the season when he promptly injured himself again)
McDonald's Drive-thru award: the sound system at Frank Clair Stadium
Steinbrenner Where's My Calzone and You're Fired Martin award: Brad Watters (in honor of his post-loss outbursts to the media
Ebenezer award: CEO John Lisowski
Super Dave Osborne award: entire team
Red Sea meets Moses award: offensive line
Charlie Brown award: every Renegades kicker in history not named Lawrence Tynes
The Adam Viniteri icewater in the veins award: Sandro Sciortino and his 2 for 2 on game winners
Look Both Ways Before award: Mike Maurer
Monty Python Always Look on the Bright Side award: Joe Paopao
Jack Kerouac award: Eric Tillman
Stop Right there! Where the Hell Do You Think You're Going award: Jerome Heywood
It's Just a Flesh Wound award: Kelly Wiltshire
E.R. award: Renegades' medical staff
I'm Taking My Toys and Going Home award: fickle fans who are jumping ship at the first sign of trouble
